LOL FUNNY POEMS/shortsongs
A poem/song
Coke
Written November 16, 2000
Coke is the best
It beats all the rest
All the other sodas suck
Except for coke,
coke kix butt!
Coke is very sweet
You can walk outside in your bare feet
while you are drinking coke...hell while your at it
jump in the pool with your clothes on and get soked!
Coke is the best
It beats all the rest
All the other sodas suck
Except for coke,
coke kix butt!
Drink your Coke every day
You can even drink it when u get laid
Id say thad be pretty hard to do,
but drink coke anyway! Hell you can drink it if ur up a cows ass..MOO!!
Coke is the best
It beats all the rest
All the other sodas suck
Except for coke, coke kix butt!
Coke, Coke, Coke
Drink it, swallow it, spit it out,
dump it all over your friend laugh your ass off and shout!
COKE IS THE BEST
ITS BEATS ALL THE REST
ALL OTHER SODAS SUCK
EXCEPT FOR COKE, COKE IS THE ONE!!!!!!!!!
(YOU ARE NOW LYAO)
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I Killed Fred Durst
Written January 1, 2001
Theres a rabbit in my pants
Oh boy there goes my funky dance!
So I go off and prance
And meet an *NSYNCer Lance.
We dance till the break of dawn
Oh crap I have to go and mow the lawn
I am tired so I yawn
as I sing this stupid song.
I'm writing down what comes to mind first
I read this and start laughing out in an outburst
I Found out that I killed Fred Durst
We drive to the cemetary riding in a hurst
Then I find out I am cursed
For killing the one and only Fred Durst.
So what is goin to happen to me?
You'll just have to wait and see
I have to go because I have to pee
Just leave me alone and let me be!!
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The Little Girl
Written January, 1999
There once was this little girl,
She took a walk outside then she started to hurl.
I was looking at her cuz i felt bad,
Then she looked at me and became mad.
She started kicking the tree,
Then she scraped her knee.
She cried and cried,
When her mommy came...the little girl told a lie.
The girl said that i pushed her down
and she fell on the ground.
Her mother got really pissed at me,
then i started to laugh cuz the little girl wuz complaining that she had to go pee!
The mother found out that her daughter told a lie.
So then she made her wear a very dumb tie
I still felt bad 4 her but oh well,
Next thing i knew she wuz at my front door ringing my bell
I said why'd you come here?
She said my mommy made me she wanted me to bring you a beer.
I'm like okay bye
She said your a piece of poop...u made me wear this dumb ol` tie!
That was the end of that
If she bothers me again i dont care,
I'M HITTING HER WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!
(LYAO)